Ethan, probably the coolest guy out there. Ethan is the kind of guy that doesn’t simp easily,even though he loves to fall in love. Ethan doesn’t care about a look, he’s attracted to a vibe that very few women give off, even if it’s through a phone.Trustworthiness, loyal, the kind of guy his girlfriends parents love. Always likes to get the crowd going and see people smile. The kind of guy to jump in the river to save a drowning baby deer even though he can’t swim great, then refuses his picture in the paper or tv, humbles himself to allow others attention. Ethan stays focused and is wise beyond his years. Funny by accident, and loves the outdoors, snowboarding is his go to sport after boxing.
Person: Isint Ethan catching vibes off that streamer on kick?
Me: Ya but Ethan he’s no simp, he knows he not could win her heart.
Person: Did you see Ethan run down the shore line and jump in the fast moving river.?
Me: Ya he saw a little deer being carried away,get the jeep we will pick him up downstream.
Me: Ya but Ethan he’s no simp, he knows he not could win her heart.
Person: Did you see Ethan run down the shore line and jump in the fast moving river.?
Me: Ya he saw a little deer being carried away,get the jeep we will pick him up downstream.
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There are two types of Ethans
1: Cool older brother who's always playing video games He loves to listen to progressive rock and read Lord of the Rings. He could go on for hours about weird shit he found on the internet.
2: Violent homophobe who's probably in a group chat called "Hitler's Summer Camp
1: Cool older brother who's always playing video games He loves to listen to progressive rock and read Lord of the Rings. He could go on for hours about weird shit he found on the internet.
2: Violent homophobe who's probably in a group chat called "Hitler's Summer Camp
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