Lap dance option dad

A father that offers his daughter the option of a lap dance.

Father: What you did was wrong and I'm going to have to spank you unless you give daddy a lap dance.
And that is an example of a lap dance option dad.

by Deep blue 2012 November 17, 2009

jesus h. tap-dancing christ

an exclamation used by jake in the blues brothers, better than saying jesus fucking christ

Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"

by alobymaxowitz December 01, 2006

Dynamic Domenico Dance Volume 2

An AP Human Geography CD created by Mr. Domenico that supposedly comes out in January 2021. The dance moves are used to depict different vocabulary words part of the AP Human curriculum. Ester Boserup is pictured on the front cover. DOMENICO WE WANT COPIES.

The Dynamic Domenico Dance Volume 2 comes out in January. However, if the supply chains do not hold up there will be no DDDV2.

by KEWoodstock24 December 10, 2020

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows

When your so excited you have to sing this over and over again until someone will finally come up to you so annoyed that they will slap you in the face so hard a red hand mark will be left on your face cheek.

Me:" Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!"
Person: "Dude if you don't shut up right now I will slap you in your face so hard it will leave a red hand mark on your face cheek!"

by Lynea May 20, 2016

Shawty got low on the dance floor

Refers to a hawt female shakin' her booty on the dance floor.

Line appearing in Flo Rida's tune "Get Low." She hit the flo She hit the flo, Next thing you know,
Shawty got low low low low low low low low. Paraphrased the lyric becomes Shawty got low on the dance floor.

by KeithM March 08, 2008

Give an Old Man a Lap Dance

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.

Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.

by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008

Cast iron Kentucky mountain dance

When a girl has a long enough tongue that she can give you both a blowjob and rim job at the same time.

Bro look at Sarah, she’s giving Tom a cast iron Kentucky mountain dance.

by GummyBearz4Ever September 21, 2019