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hayling college

Girl: what school do you go to
Me: hayling college

Girl: I'm sorry

Me: yep
by Littlelorehunter September 3, 2023
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College Fondue

College Fondue is a night with the boys and a college girl. The gentlemen gather around a willing college girl and one after another get to take a "dip" inside her "pot", one dip at a time, until everyone is finished.
Matt, Adam, Andrew, Connor, Dave, Dave, Marty, Reece, and Sean all went out for a night of college fondue, to their surprise, the special being served that night was chocolate.
by #college January 25, 2014
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Smith College

Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
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Emerson College

A very liberal college in which students are too politically correct that they had to internet bully a student with different political beliefs. Its POWER community is one of the most cancerous SJW groups in New England.
I used to go to Emerson College but I'm tired of these liberal snowflakes losing their shits after they don't feel 'included.' It's funny how 90% of them are rich U.S. kids who faced no difficulty in their life. I mean, international students don't give a fuck with what they say, do they?
by ananonymousasian May 8, 2018
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Gilmore College

Absolute shithole of a high school located in Kwinana, Perth.
Known for it's drug dealers and fights, this independent public school might as well be known as a Smokemart dependent on the students selling cones and vapes in the toilets.
"yo brah what school u go to?"
"fark dard I go to Gilmore College it's so shit I swear."
"shit man i heard that place is full of junkies."
"yeah ded."
by bigjohnson2000 February 28, 2025
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college

a place where you fall in love with the library again. Can really be a stronghold support for your love life later. Applying for it is very frustrating you have to sort of endure the most annoying waking up hours
college is a great way to get you part of the team that will make you so happy later.
by temple girl April 25, 2025
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Ryde Secondary College

A school for degenerates who like licking walls
Do not for the life of you go to Ryde Secondary College
by Astudent June 7, 2024
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