chocolate chip pussy

When a girl wipes from back to front, getting fecal matter on/in/around her vagina. This also makes the vagina smell like it’s housing a rotted miscarriage.

Person 1: Yea dude. I went over to her place to hook up, and when I took her panties off, I realized she had a bad case of chocolate chip pussy.
Person 2: Fuck man, that’s nasty.

by fermentednuts January 30, 2021

chocolate strawberry cheerios

bloody, dirty, messy, poopy, anal sex

"I did chocolate strawberry cheerios to your sister"

by donald_trumps_pubic_hair April 7, 2023

chocolate mushroom stamp

After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.

My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(

by Alan C Scott April 28, 2008

Terry's Chocolate Lemon

To both urinate and deficate in one's underwear simultaneously.

Izzie had been drinking all day and had unfortunately produced a Terry's Chocolate Lemon.

by Owen Davies May 21, 2008

chocolate legs

Chocolate legs: (verb) when your little brother accidently shits on his legs n tries to convince you that it is chocolate, he also convinces himself to prove it by licking it!! EWWWWYYY!

chocolate legs: my brother shit himself and then said it was chocolate we knew the difference and he still ate it, yuck

by Theressa Burton July 26, 2006

chocolate north star

When a man fits all five of his fingers into a womens ass and then pulls them out. He then proceeds to open his palm and stretches it toward the sky.

At the company picnic this girl got a chocolate north star.

by Ian1 May 28, 2006

Chocolate dipped cone

this is what happens if you don't wash your penis after anal sex.

Alonzo nailed Ebony in the ass, and didn't clean up. Now he has a chocolate dipped cone.

by Cheif November 28, 2004