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CHOCOLATE RASH TAGS

AN STD THAT PRODUCES PUSS FILLED BUMPS ON YOUR GROIN. THEY HURT LIKE HELL WHEN YOU POP THEM MUCH LIKE A BAD ZIT.
BRIAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. OH MAN I JUST POPPED ONE OF THEM DAMN CHOCOLATE RASH TAGS AND ITS OOZING THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR.
by Big Whitey Ford August 19, 2022
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PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK

When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack
I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack
by Fuckknuckles November 4, 2016
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chocolate mushroom stamp

After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.
My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(
by Alan C Scott April 28, 2008
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Terry's Chocolate Lemon

To both urinate and deficate in one's underwear simultaneously.
Izzie had been drinking all day and had unfortunately produced a Terry's Chocolate Lemon.
by Owen Davies May 21, 2008
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chocolate legs

Chocolate legs: (verb) when your little brother accidently shits on his legs n tries to convince you that it is chocolate, he also convinces himself to prove it by licking it!! EWWWWYYY!
chocolate legs: my brother shit himself and then said it was chocolate we knew the difference and he still ate it, yuck
by Theressa Burton July 26, 2006
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chocolate north star

When a man fits all five of his fingers into a womens ass and then pulls them out. He then proceeds to open his palm and stretches it toward the sky.
At the company picnic this girl got a chocolate north star.
by Ian1 May 28, 2006
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Chocolate dipped cone

this is what happens if you don't wash your penis after anal sex.
Alonzo nailed Ebony in the ass, and didn't clean up. Now he has a chocolate dipped cone.
by Cheif November 28, 2004
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