Clock Blocked

When you go into work early to finish a project and your boss tells you that you cannot clock in at that time.

Bob: Dude I went into work early so I could finish up that proposal for the new division of accounting but my boss wouldn't let me clock in.

Stu: Man that sucks, you totally got clock blocked

by Gomer B. December 15, 2011

Joyce Block

When you start getting real nerdy on a subject and start freaking about talking about it

yo bro calm down on those biology books your pullin a joyce block

by Ronald Champ January 1, 2012

clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.

Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block

by BBMessy January 1, 2012

Request Block

(v) the act of getting a message on FireFox, Safari, Google Chrome or any other internet source on the shitty Macbooks that the School District decided to hand out that will re-occur until refreshed enough times, quit the application enough times, or restarting your laptop.

Student: FUCK, i am getting request blocked.

by -JBuch22- January 1, 2012

stalk-blocking

when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"

"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"

by quackgurl00 January 17, 2012

Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head

Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked

by BerryWugs March 8, 2011

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011