trashed as balls

When one becomes so intoxicated that they lose all common sense and replace it with the rage to consume more alcohol. Often results in black outs and puking.

Angie was so trashed as balls that she ditched her two friends who drove down from redding and didn't even realize it.

by brentdk April 14, 2008

Athletes balls

Tiny, useless testicles that many athletes develop after years of anabolic steroid use.

Barry Bonds may perform well on the field, but he's definitely lacking performance in other areas now that he has developed Athletes balls.

by Dratin January 20, 2009

ball film

that filmy substance you get on your nutsack when it's humid, related to swamp ass

man this sucks, i'm gonna mail 50 pounds of ball film to george w bush

by Joe December 4, 2004

Ball dangler

A person or group of people that cling to the notion that the earth is a ball spinning through space revolving around the sun , solar system , galaxy and universe, at unimaginable speeds,all caused by nothing, that somehow exploded into everything 14 billion years ago in an explosion thats still occuring today although we cannot feel any of it here on earth and constellations remain the same over all of recorded history .

This ball dangler thinks were all on a magic spinning ball flying thru space time for some homeschooling lessons .

by Plainsightnews November 8, 2017

shweaty balls

A: When one's balls perspire in extreme amounts
B: A Saturday Night Live reference a la Alec Baldwin
C: A perfect description for any serious amount of nether region sweatiness

"Wow, it's so hot out. I've got serious shweaty balls."

by yomomma78 March 31, 2009

ball chiniggan

a man who has balls for chin. (a terrible insult to a gay man.)

Hollie: "You're sucha ball chiniggan!"

by Fia bbz February 9, 2009

glowing balls

when a guy grabs his scrotum tightly to trap the blood, until it seems like his balls are "glowing"

"Dude, I unleashed the glowing balls on her last night!"

by InternetWriter April 15, 2009