APRIL 23rd

Spoil the people that were born on this day

Me:can I have some Jordan’s

Mom:no
Me:it’s April 23rd

by anonymous December 11, 2020

April 26

Be single for a day!! For all my taken girls and taken guys, you get to be single for a day, this will either make or break relationships, flirting by with others, acting like friends is allowed, NO COUPLE STUFF UNTIL ONE OF YOU GUYS OFFICIALLY GIVE UP 😱

Person 1: Hey babe how’s it goin?

Person 2: Don’t call me babe im single for today

Person 1: no you’re not 😂
Person 2: yes and so are you because it’s April 26

Person 1: Ohhhhhh

by The relationship people law April 22, 2022

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.

Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)

by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022

april 3rd 2011

You are weird and like to touch butts

Me: Yay I love butt touching

Her: why
Me: it’ll april 3rd 2011

by Mabb124689 June 4, 2022

23th of april

National int david day

its the 23th of april:
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
David: :(

by urfatlol April 23, 2021

April 20th

International Knowledgeable people day! if you find someone unknowledgeable smack them with a spatula

P1) "Yo are you knowledgeable?"
P2) "no I'm really dumb, why?"
P1) *laughs, then beats p2 with a spatula*
P2) why did u do that to me?
P1) its April 20th

by UwUmommyOwO December 7, 2021