“Get 6ft away or 6ft under”
“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”
“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”
“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”
“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”
“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”
“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”
“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020
Get the Social Distancing mug.when someone from the authorities abuses you or uses their power in an abusive or illegal way and you prefer to obey without having anything to say
-Damn dude the school director punished me today and force me to clear the snow in front of the school, but it's ok I think I deserve it
-Yo bro you are such a social cuckold
-Yo bro you are such a social cuckold
by AdyEm November 15, 2020
Get the social cuckold mug.A social speedster is someone who essentially 'speedruns' through their social media networks, which includes scrolling through their feed like a madman, liking posts with minimum forethought, reading all their PMs under a second, and clicking on one insta story after another without any pause in the middle.
Social speedsters are also highly known for sending a snap in a lightning quick succession. The time it takes to take their phone out of their pocket, enter snapchat, and snapping a pic is only a mere 3 seconds.
Nowadays, most youngsters and young adults are social speedsters. This inclination can have its drawbacks, as a social speedster may zoom through their PMs but not respond to them immediately, and eventually as more PMs build up they might forget about the ones they've already read.
Social speedsters are also highly known for sending a snap in a lightning quick succession. The time it takes to take their phone out of their pocket, enter snapchat, and snapping a pic is only a mere 3 seconds.
Nowadays, most youngsters and young adults are social speedsters. This inclination can have its drawbacks, as a social speedster may zoom through their PMs but not respond to them immediately, and eventually as more PMs build up they might forget about the ones they've already read.
Me: My friends are all social speedsters. You should see how blazing fast they plow their feeds and PMs. Every time I send a message and it gets read and they never reply back, I sometimes question my relationship with them, but then I remember "oh duh, they are social speedsters". Can't blame them entirely, as they are just trying to adapt to today's information-packed, attention-based media.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2020
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Get the social hour mug.extrovert: let's go to trump's campaign
introvert: I don't want to go plus I hate trump and him truing yo make us political socialization when there is a pandemic going on
extrovert(pulls out a gun): we are going
introvert: ok
introvert: I don't want to go plus I hate trump and him truing yo make us political socialization when there is a pandemic going on
extrovert(pulls out a gun): we are going
introvert: ok
by yehyaeatskossa69 November 22, 2020
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Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???
Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"
Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"
by lolo.24 November 25, 2020
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