sack glasses

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a girl's eyes, where she can only see your sack and giving the impression of glasses.

Jack: Man, this girl I was with wouldn't suck my dick, so when she was asleep, I hit her with some sack glasses.

Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?

by The sack slapper March 6, 2011

nut sack jam

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.

An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.

That idiot just got himself into a nut sack jam.

by Christina1985 December 9, 2017

sack tackler

derogatory term for a homosexual

Bobby: What a faggot
Jimmy:IKR! sack tackler

by swanybeast69 December 6, 2010

Cabbage Sack

Stinky, lumpy semen

I reluctantly choked down his cabbage sack. Props to Clayton

by E-cubed March 19, 2020

Blessing the sack

When your drug dealer adds more of the drug you are purchasing to the bag with no extra cost.

Stoner 1: yo my dealer is such a real one, he is blessing the sack!
Stoner 2: hell yeah man thats awesome hes a great dealer.

by rammy l October 17, 2021

brush the sack

The art of skillfully stroking the under side of the balls...whether intentional or not

Can you brush the sack well? Cause I can

by Sack King July 19, 2017

dirty sack of spuds

A man with big upper body and small legs with a shit name like "damo"

Damnian Lang you look like a dirty sack of spuds

by Dirty Pablo September 23, 2017