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Jake

Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m
Guy: Hey, are you Jake?
Jake: Yeah
Guy: You gotta big dick
Jake: totally
by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019
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Jake

The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads
wheres jake?
he's with a fat bird down the alleyway again
by cheesypeesy April 26, 2020
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Jake

A very angry boy with a short fuse, swears all the time even at seemingly insignificant things. Typically has larger than average ears, and can be quite pessimistic.
Your being a Jake, calm down!
by Your disabled cousin June 26, 2019
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jake paul

the defenition of {twat} he is the lowest scum on earth
friend : i watch jake paul

everyone in a 20 mile radius burn the witch
by SZN JarJar June 28, 2020
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Jake Paul

WAAAAAALMART!

This is team 10 bitch who the hell are flippin you?

Passed all the competition, man, Pewdiepie is next.

Otherwise known as, LIGMA.
Oh boy, I just got a horrid case of Jake Paul!
by Pewdiepieee January 19, 2019
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Jake

by Pweesh__ May 8, 2021
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Jake

Jake is a kind person sometimes but also can be a prick but you can’t help but forgive him in his mistakes that he makes you feel loved but when he messes up with you will feel like your life is missing something
Jake is a prick
by Vrbehwbbrbb June 6, 2022
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