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Squirrelly Bill 

When she says "I love you" during sex, you stop mid-thrust and say "What the fuck did you just say?"
"So how'd it go with home girl?"
"Not so good man, had to Squirrelly Bill her ass"

National Bully Cat Day 

On Jan 19th, it is national bully your cat day. Bully them for being extremely obese or extrememly skinny
Hey! its National Bully Cat Day!”
Huh?”
“Oh its where you bully your cat for no reason”
“oh ok”

National bully zero day

The day where i get to bully my friend zero
National bully zero day

I hate you zero!”

National Bully Carlos Day 

On December 31st, everyone can bully Carlos for the past year freely. It will be morally okay.
Guy1: “Hey it’s National Bully Carlos Day
Guy2: “Hell yeah! What you lookin at sperm cell?”
Carlos: “Nooooo”

netflix and bill 

Monica Lewinsky got some netflix and bill in the oval office.

as full as bill 

A figure of speech used to express fullness, typically after a large meal of food. It is said that the saying originates from Bill Clinton, who is known to eat large, hearty meals.
A: Yo man, can't believe we ate all that food!
B: Yeah dawg, I'm as full as bill