by Licenced and bonded hater December 02, 2023
When a person gets the cops called on them and somehow gets themselves arrested in seconds if not minutes.
by YuOfTheNight March 19, 2024
I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza
by Steve Beats October 09, 2019
by Idk1243 June 15, 2019
Working in entry-level IT positions, and my income only allows me to occasionally treat myself to a pizza.
by directorofrighteousness May 10, 2023
It’s fucking hot, fresh outta the microwave, and when you put it in your mouth it’s roughly the temperature of the sun
by Mikefrombestbuy June 21, 2020
The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.
Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
by unixfreak October 29, 2022