asshole

the kinda person who drives a bmw, doesn't use the turning signal and passes you just to slow down

guy 1: hey look at that guy he just cut me off

guy 2: oh ya man hes definitely a asshole

by alaskan 101 May 2, 2019

Stop rigging the votes you asshole

I’m talking to the UD Jews

Stop rigging the votes you asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 21, 2021

Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.

The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.

by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015

twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

by ladybird234 February 27, 2024

Asshole

Gabe

Gabe is such an asshole

by Troop(Jeter) January 25, 2019

Asshole Aqueduct

The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct

"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.

by CarlMyMan January 5, 2022

Asshole

More commonly known as Sam Pepper, the asshole resorts to inhumane acts of sexual abuse when he feels like gaining some recognition online. When all fails, the asshole decides to lie like a little bitch and call it a social experiment eventhough said asshole knows it is still not right. The asshole may also pretend to kill someone in front of their best friend and make the other person break down in front of him, then scares the shit out of him by making the supposedly dead boy come back to like and jump scare his best friend, possibly scarring the boy for life and giving him mental health issues. BUT IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, RIGHT?!?

Beth: Ew look at that asshole grabbing little girls butts.
Amy: You mean that little Sam Pepper bitch.
Beth: Yeah.

Martha: Call the authorities.

~ Beth xxx

by _MyBlankDescription_ aka. Beth September 12, 2016