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Clown Car

A sexual position where you fit as many couples having sex as you can into one vehicle.
How many couples copulatings can you cram into a clown car?
by Blobby27 November 13, 2014
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Clown

Someone who gets even sillier when they're trying to look/sound serious.
She was a clown growing up, then claims to have changed and grown up.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021
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Clown

Imagine spending money on a mobile game. Wow. You must think you're either really good, or really cool at the game. I've never met anyone who has sweated more than you Clown. I didn't even know it was possible until I met you. And yes, I am talking about you Spain. Get a life, go outside, and take a fucking shower you big baboon. Go touch grass or something CLOWN. P.S. you smell like shit you giant toe sucking monkey.
by FireBreath182 April 16, 2023
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Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
by Support Clown April 11, 2024
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Revolting demons summoned for the sole purpose of eating small children and the weak.
I summon thy clown, for thy has a job to fulfill. There is a man who commit theft and robbed me of my cake. Rape his daughter.
by ViridiusGreene May 23, 2016
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by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Clown Circus

Clown Circus is the first known album in the solo band Lemon Demon hosted by Neil Cicierega. It was made on April 5, 2003.

Neil made this album when he was under 17, and started actually making music long before that… isn’t that impressive?
Person 1: Have you listened to Clown Circus by Lemon Demon yet…?
Person 2: What has gotten into you
by Ashalotl2 July 8, 2024
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