Type one or type two

on webcam sites, type one is a girl who is willing to get her tits out and type two is the opposite.

hey babe are you Type one or type two-
type one, look!

by jezzabee January 10, 2010

meat and two bean combo

A man's genitalia referring to his package and sack.

I hit her with the meat and two bean combo.

by SpokaneDeezy January 17, 2008

Two Girls One Up

A pun on the internet meme "Two Girls One Cup" depicting Princesses Peach and Daisy holding a One Up Mushroom.

Ever heard of two girls one cup?

yes and i prefer two girls one up.

by ShadowEan November 4, 2010

two poop shit whore

a name used to refer to Tupac Shakur.

Tyrone please tell me you don't listen to that ass pony two poop shit whore

by Chief Bootknocker November 28, 2009

fatty fatty two by four

Fatty Fatty two by four, is a rhyme that you may use to insult someone or share with your friends in a group circle.

Fatty Fatty two by four fatty couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he shit on the floor, wiped it up and did some more.

by Kapten the Skull Faced G-Shep November 1, 2013

two finger surprise

a very condescending, swift back-handed strick to the temple using one's middle and index fingers. this strike is only to be used in retaliation to isolence or in response to some loser trying to act clever. additionally it should never be used as a threat, like pulling back your fist to threaten a punch... it must be quick, methodical, unexpected, and impulsive.

Chris was being a douche so i gave him a two finger surprise.

...that sounds dirty...

by Ümbra May 26, 2004

like a horse with two legs

Another way to say "lame".

Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."

by Nick D November 11, 2003