turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.
I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.
by QuacksO November 07, 2021
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Turd pussy

A vagina with a black cock in it. Usually Tiffany’s have turd pussy
Tiffany has some turd pussy. All the brothers been in that.
by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022
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Turd pussy

A black man’s cock in a vagina. Usually Tiffany’s have tp(turd pussy).
Tiffany had some turd pussy cause all the brothers been all up in that.
by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022
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Mega Turd

Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.
Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd
by urasscrack January 12, 2019
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Turd maxxing

Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.
Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"
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Turd maxxing

When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.
Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.
by gangster definitons March 20, 2024
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