soggy turd in the mud

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it

miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time

by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 19, 2024

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Miracle turd

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping

Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''

by Hola ese June 8, 2015

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turd-in-the-hole

when you make toad-in-the-hole but it looks like literal shit

friend 1: what'd you make for dinner?
friend 2: i fucked up and made turd-in-the-hole

by DizzyHotSauce September 25, 2023

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turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!

by silentstormer July 11, 2016

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a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

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Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!

If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!

by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021

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