Heard A Turd

The act of defecating in a bedroom.

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak

by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022

turd-juicer

A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep

This turd-juicer can't take a hint.

Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!

by Piperrydes May 3, 2022

Turd

Amber heard

Amber heard is a turd

by Eikmr May 9, 2022

Turd Terrorism

Going into a toilet, doing a massive poopoo then leaving. Without flushing.

It’s more than that. It’s arrogant. It’s like an act of terrorism, turd terrorism.

by QuandaleDingle69 September 25, 2022

Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash

you're such a fucking turd squash

by Samsauce September 27, 2022

Turd Wagon

A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.

Way to go turd wagon.

by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022

turd

a turd is a person with the name of taisean. very turdish, just an all around turdy person. smells like one too.

sarah: “oh my god, have you ever met taisean? he’s such a turd.”
nancy: “his name’s taisean??? no wonder everyone calls him turd.

by ihateturds October 11, 2022