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Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic
Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023
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post-cerebral

Abbreviation: PC

Intermediately pejorative/facetious term for 'politically correct', analogous to 'post-factual' and applicable by both politically contrary people as a general statement of refusal or as a subtle criticsm of political correctness for rational arguments.
Guy 1: Man, Kevin is such a retard!
Guy 2: 'Ouch, 'retard' isn't PC...
Guy 1: You mean post-cerebral?
by Fniux August 1, 2017
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Post Malone Syndrome

A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other

Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late

Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late

Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late

Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"

Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN

John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
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My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.
P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"
by The Hat King September 20, 2025
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Post-Hiatus BFDIA

An ongoing era of the popular web series *”Battle for Dream Island Again.”* As of Christmas of 2024, this period spans from “Welcome Back” - “Respect to the Wicked.”

However, the series is well-known for rigging the votes, mainly in the style of “___ harms Pin,” which has lead to opposers calling most Pin likers “pity voters.” Despite the votes system being corrupt, you may still wanna check it out, as long as you mind the pestilence of vote rigging.
“Well, why after 10 years did they release Welcome Back?”

“That’s just post-hiatus BFDIA. It lost all of its charm from a decade ago though as it continued. Sorta got ruined at BFDIA 14.”
by Urban Opinions (Not affiliated December 25, 2024
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International post the person you love most day

On August 19th, you post the person you love the most on your social media.
It’s International post the person you love most day!! I have to post my bestie
by StrangeEmo August 18, 2022
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Post this on ig reels

Commonly commented on tiktok videos of groups vulnerable to hate speech, like disabled children or minorities. This basically means one wants to comment something hateful, but it's not possible on tiktok.

The comment encourages the person to post on Instagram Reels, where the filtering system allows comments to be more direct and even hateful.
- Look at this happy kid singing!
- post this on ig reels lil bro
by ab34d3 December 26, 2023
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