Fried Potato

My friend's username, I think this will be rejected though.

Fried potato made fun of me for accidentally typing keybeard instead of keyboard

by MelonSmasher29 March 13, 2023

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

Potato

A person who is shaped and acts like a potato

There's the popular girls and there's the pretty girls and I look like a ... potato, a kawaii potato

by potato person 55 October 13, 2018

german potato

The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks

I am quite sore after trying the german potato

by Rennfeild February 25, 2017

potato

Incredibly motionless human who spends the whole day in the same place, position, state and mind because of laziness and lack of life inspiration, or for the pursuit of a unique happy lifestyle.

My roommate enjoys her life as a potato.

by pandaga February 26, 2017

Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one.

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021