DAD

SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST

I DONT HAVE A DAD

by Lil bootyhole December 12, 2018

Dad

Guess what you don't have one

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭

by Hehe:P(Ijustsuckedyourdad) January 4, 2025

dad

A person who makes bad dad jokes

Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb

by toe freak September 10, 2019

My Dad

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021

Dad

a piece of shit

hey do you like your dad
don't ever fucking say dad ever again

by lolthisisadude January 8, 2020

Dad

What you call someone who makes you with their cock.

That's my dad you know... He made me with his cock.

by Motel Lahey January 10, 2022

Dad it

The act of getting lost on a walk, hike, car ride, etc and refusing to use GPS, most commonly used by dads with too much pride.

DAD WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING FOR AN HOUR! Don't dad it and use your GPS.

by Magnus554 June 18, 2017