Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.

BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.

by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020

cigar club

That group of people who aren’t vibing with the music at a party so they sit in the back and talk (with or without cigars)

“No she didn’t leave the party she’s just in the cigar club out back”

by clarkbar95 September 18, 2020

Pro clubs

Time for the boys. No simping. Only on the div 1 grind. Good fifa players up front and in any.

Boys fancy coming on pro clubs boys??
Yeh don’t let that nob head ted come on he’s a simp

by No simping September 26, 2020

no hug club

The lack of getting hugs because you’re the cofounder, President, and CEO of the no hug club.

“I’ve been in the No Hug Club ever since Sydney and I got divorced!”

by Truth hurts bitch October 1, 2020

Shootin up the club

When you catch an opp at a club so you shoot the opp and everyone else because no witnesses

Bro 1: No Kizzy That my opp and I got the pole on me, Im shootin up the club fuck it
Bro 2: Me too nigga I always got it on me

by NuttyAssDood October 1, 2020

clubbing

1. the act of going to a club or series of clubs in a single night, usually with friends
2. the act of brutally destroying people who are less skilled or experienced than you in a competitive setting, particularly in video games; comes from the act of clubbing seals while hunting

1. "Yeah, me and the boys went clubbing last night, but the scene was pretty wack."
2. "I clubbed some people yesterday in Counter Strike. They had no idea what they were doing, it was hilarious."

by speg379 October 7, 2020

Classic Club

When you cannot use the toilet, or decide NOT to use the toilet , so you use into the sink for number 2.

Someone one day at the club used the sink to go number 2, and now we joke to call it a Classic Club.

I just finished up a Classic Club in the bathroom, it was amazing.

Awww man someone just had a Classic Club in the bathroom, I could not even wash my hands.

by Dr. Club October 8, 2020