Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

max birth

the realest nigga in the game

that guy over there is a max birth

by glorillagrip_420 February 14, 2023

brick-maxxing

Brick-maxxing is a way to say that someone’s been hit in the head multiple times with a brick or at least acts like it.

Dumbass: I’m a genius
Sigma: no ur brick-maxxing

by XxWifeSmootherxX April 23, 2024

max

a guy who is hot asf

bro max i love him.

by fan_boydaxxy November 4, 2021

Max

his dick small bro

max yo dick small cuh

by bigboyedwin April 20, 2019

get maxed

when your college kicks you off campus for breaking covid guidelines

Make sure you're always wearing your mask, you don't want to get maxed.

by olay_tamale February 17, 2021

Max

A woman with a suspect but overall acceptable boob-to-mental illness ratio

You see Max over there? Don't let the big tits pull you in, she's crazy.

by Foxtrotoneseven December 19, 2024