Chris Bosh

Cue Jurassic Park music

Chris Bosh was probably raised by dinosaurs.

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021

Chris Smith

REALLY REALLY AMAZING

These tacos are Chris Smith!

by Hahah jabs December 10, 2021

Chris

Biggest cock in the world. Anyone named Chris has a massive schlong and will slap you with his almighty cock if you disagree

Woah look at chris and his bulge

by Good Guy Chris June 20, 2022

Chris

Someone that you can trust, he's very weirdly attractive
He's caring and understanding

PLEASE COME BACK TO ME I MISS YOUU

Guy1: that guy understood my problems and gave me very good advice!

Guy2: He made my asshole collapse!

Guy3: wow he must be a Chris

Chris has a huge penis and is very romantic
Look that guy is Handsome! he must be a Chris

by Ziane May 27, 2024

Chris Pagoulatos

he has the world's smallest peepee

Your peepee is tiny you must be Chris Pagoulatos

by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019

Chris Smokie

When someone is caught smoking by a friend group, so you say the phrase “Chris Smokie” to inform EVERYONE

“did you hear that he had a cart on him? Chris Smokie!!!”

by jffjgjfjfjdj May 6, 2024

Chris

Someone who has no rizz.

Damn, that guy has no rizz. His name must be Chris

by Coleen Bryant March 31, 2023