Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves

Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!

by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021

Sloppy Socks

When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later

Christian didn’t kick that ice under the fridge, now I have sloppy socks!

by ZombieMortality November 3, 2021

Sloppy seconds

To have intercourse with someone and there is previous semen or vaginal fluids on the person’s privates

Boy, i love being sloppy seconds in order to get me a rich boy.

by Frances mairead’s gooey kitty November 9, 2021

Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

by MasterData November 11, 2021

Sloppy Log

When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.

"Dude she got the sloppy log last night!"

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

sloppy tax

The penalty issued to an individual when he or she fails to secure their drugs or money during a high risk situation such as in a trap house or low budget motel.

Big Red, the low budget plug, left his re-up money on the table when he nodded out at the trap house so Danielle, the heroin junky collected the sloppy tax.

by Mark the Narc March 14, 2022