Jonathan: "Christopher would you like another drink?"
Christopher: "No mate I think I've had too many spritzers already"
Jonathan: "Shit Swig!"
Christopher: "No mate I think I've had too many spritzers already"
Jonathan: "Shit Swig!"
by Tullygeneric June 25, 2010
by annabunny August 09, 2009
by Professor_Holmes July 12, 2021
The act of raising one's knees while on the commode, leaving only the tippy-toes on the floor. The resulting position resembles a plie squat with feet in pointe, and isolates nerve endings in the sphincter to provide heightened sensation. This technique is preferred by those who enjoy butt-play as part of sex, especially during masturbation.
Spencer's boss complained about the amount of time he spends on the toilet, until Spencer explained he's a shit ballerina.
by Shoobastank September 09, 2019
What occurs when your stomach dumps directly into your intestines, with no proper digestion involved.
Aka diarrhea.
Aka diarrhea.
-Oh dang man I don't think I can go to PT this morning, my stomach keeps shitting.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.
by Captain Poopants July 11, 2011
by xChing-Chingx May 17, 2020
The Rewarding feeling of taking a shit after SPRINTING! to the bathroom, when u think your not going to make it and as soon as you drop your pants and put your buttcheeks on the toilet, Ploppers come out..............and fortunatly u have plenty of toilet paper. as u finish u walk around with your arms rasided!!
steve- where were u and why are u walking with your hands above your head?
me- did i just took the greatest "Victory Shit!" i thought i wasnt going to make it
steve- LOL niceeeeee
me- did i just took the greatest "Victory Shit!" i thought i wasnt going to make it
steve- LOL niceeeeee
by AXmoney May 04, 2011