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poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
by CigBock556 February 8, 2020
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Right

No you're right man I totally get it.... But... I'd be lying if I said I wasn't itching to test my mettle against the horde in real time.
Hym "No, you're absolutely right.

Iam "It's just bizzare man... I didn't know it was like this... And the sad part is that it's almost not even their fault."

Hym "The funny part is to do what they are doing they have let me say whatever I want about them on an international scale... and then look me in the face and pretend I didn't say it. For example, I'm going to rub one out and while I'm doing it I'm going to be thinking about this one guys sister riding me reverse-cowgirl. Now, there are 2 guys who are probably going to think it's them... Well, 2 and a half but only 1 of them is right! It's time to play sister fantasy roulette!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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Don't be a hafsa right now

Someone who throws tantrums and stomps when things don't go there way. A desi Karen.
Don't be a hafsa right now.
by Mn44 December 16, 2023
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right on dick

this means ok but in a cornish way
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bob: where you to dick
ed; aldi shag
bob: right on dick
by cornishkid July 1, 2022
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bob right now

Bob himself is indefinable on a spiritual level, meaning bob can never truly fully be comprehended by the human brain
but if you are bob right now the simplest apprehension possible is that you possess amazing qualities and supernatural powers, Bob has no capacity or limit to what he can do because he is bob.
by joe mom 69 funny lol March 6, 2021
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You Have A Right To Say Whatever You Want To Say...

"But you don't have the right to make other people say it with you..." Say Ben Shapiro
Hym "So you DON'T have a right to use theft, stalking, and gaslighting to make me say you kids lives have value and they don't deserve die or Jews good and not literal Nazi. Fantastic. So, I'm going to need that money from both my labor and my property and the only way you are not going to pay me is if some kids die for this. So, my rights NOW... OR... Your kids rights will be revoked. You Have A Right To Say Whatever You Want To Say... About me getting my money... And I'm sure you will. I genuinely can wait to see it. But, in the mean time, Jews bad! Hilter was right! If Hilter succeeded how would have ended racism once and for all. Your kids are shit. When they die it heals the world. Retards bad. All of them. I (exclusively) should be allowed to rape women."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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