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polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
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dick riding

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”
bro: yea i gotta make sure he alright he got aura

me: nigga that’s “dick riding
by dicedontcare October 1, 2025
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steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!
by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019
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Ride or Die

"Bonnie and Clyde? Bonnie died in the end. Noah and Dylan are the definition of ride or die
by aaa_1918 August 7, 2021
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Bunga Riding

A popular activity in French Polynesia, Fiji, Maldives and Seychelles were you go riding around a beach in a golf cart
Yo, wanna go Bunga riding when covid ends
by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020
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Getting the Ride

Irish coloquial term for having sex with a person other than themselves.
'Tom Comer was out getting the ride last night, I can smell Michael Gormley's aftershave off of him.'
by tom-comers-da September 22, 2022
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ride em' hard and leave em' wet

a slang term often used by a religion teacher. used to describe the lifestyle of mid-evil cowboys.
To that I say ride em' hard and leave em' wet

Look at that cowboy ride.

he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"
by lil_lamppost April 19, 2022
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