The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”
by dicedontcare October 1, 2025

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019

by aaa_1918 August 7, 2021

A popular activity in French Polynesia, Fiji, Maldives and Seychelles were you go riding around a beach in a golf cart
by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020

'Tom Comer was out getting the ride last night, I can smell Michael Gormley's aftershave off of him.'
by tom-comers-da September 22, 2022

To that I say ride em' hard and leave em' wet
Look at that cowboy ride.
he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"
Look at that cowboy ride.
he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"
by lil_lamppost April 19, 2022
