Purple-Toed

When a hypothetical person or president sneaks into your room and sucks your toes until they are purple and lifeless.

“Damn, is she okay? She’s walking funny.”
“Pretty sure she got purple-toed last night.”

by thursdaygirl October 11, 2023

purple

the color of your cock after putting a condom on

his cock purple

by OpEnchanter October 19, 2023

Purple Slurple

The act of slurping until its purple, purple slurple.

James: Hey John, thanks for covering me for that race!
John: You still owe me a purple slurple though 🟪🟪🟪👄👄👄!

by genemutant November 6, 2023

Purple Tree

Slang for Marijuana.

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro

by curlyfriesbehittin December 14, 2023

Purple pumpkin

Typically after an especially brutal session of anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the bruised anus; also known as pink sock for women with more melanin in their skin.

I cant even sit straight after Jamal gave me the worst purple pumpkin last Friday.

by DickTater December 16, 2023

purple sunday

Something to say to win an argument with a liberal. The goal here is to present a supposed point that they may believe is relevant to the conversation, however it is just some made up bullshit. Through the use of something like “purple Sunday”, a liberal will likely leave in a cloud of shame to go research purple Sunday just to find this definition.

“Oh well you probably haven't heard of purple Sunday”
“Whats purple Sunday”
“Come back and we can finish this argument once you know what purple Sunday is. How could you not know what purple Sunday is”

by hiddenriddler December 18, 2023

purpledoggies

An exclamation of excitement for something very joyous
Pronounced - Purple-Dough-Gees

OH WHY PURPLEDOGGIES THIS IS WONDERFUL!

by papidallas January 4, 2024