Potato

Potato's,
Potato's are the best thing on the planet of earth. People who are potato's, their name starts with L and J E and B, and never in the world do they start with k's. The common names for potato's are Lynda, Laney, Jocelyn! Potato's can be ugly and/or cute!

Potato: Hewo
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: No, the question is what

are you?
Potato: I am Lynda potato!

Potato- A plant

by Potato #2 January 12, 2018

Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas October 8, 2017

pike potato

A potato you set aside on your bed stand to refuel after having intensive intercourse with a female.

After banging Stephanie last night, I inhaled my pike potato in preparation for round two.

by The Scranton Strangler October 7, 2017

potato noodle

1.Someone who is a good noodle and also is a potato (look up definition of potato to understand).

2. A noodle that is made from a potato.

"Miyah you're such potato noodle."

by Potatonoodleperson123 September 22, 2017

potato ocean

A word to mess with you friends so they get very confused

Hey man potato ocean

by Kiki_61 September 27, 2017

Potato

potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato. potato.

-Potato?
-Potato

by DrPotato September 28, 2017

potato

my awesome bf

potato is awesome right?
yeah

by Mac2006 October 3, 2017