Simp posting

When a person posts shitpost or memes that use sexual references or straight up porn that is considered Simp Posting
Scott uploaded a meme that used a screenshot from a porn movie he was Simp posting
by Fin Cann January 20, 2025
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Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.
After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.
by princelothric March 11, 2024
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Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

To the point of being so stoned, you don't think there is a point much higher you can get. Feeling stoney-bologna as lit as Post Malone is.
Man them dabs made me Stoney Bologna Post Maloney
by !E*RICKY! February 20, 2021
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jacob post

A man of much muscle and great work ethic
by Dalepj November 01, 2022
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Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
by skkkys March 22, 2024
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post this on insta reels

if you get this comment on tiktok, do not post your video on ig reels if you don’t want to get cooked
“post this on insta reels they’ll love it
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post: void

a super epileptic fps with flashing lights and that's also fast-paced. if you're epileptic, DON'T PHACKING PLAY THIS MAN.
Eva: hey, epileptic child how's it going playing post: void?

epileptic child: *breakdances*
by warmachine76123 March 08, 2021
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