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No Hat No Play

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses (trust me i know), or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!
Teachers when someone is being beaten up by eshays: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when some dipshit releases a jar of giant sydney funnel webs into the playground: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!
by jims gooning May 24, 2025
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Playing da bass

A euphemism for jacking off. Originated from that one time David Ellefson, the former bassist of Megadeth, jacked off on camera
"Just playing da bass, Euphoria is my favorite bassline"
by BrahRebleck November 13, 2023
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Playing the drums

slapping your belly fat in hopes of losing weight.
Zak started playing the drums on his 22nd birthday so start his weight loss journey.
by CummmmmRefs November 24, 2023
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play Athens

METAL RELEASE A has higher and more ratings than METAL RELEASE B, but somehow is rymked lower. Alive in Athens and Still Life are the best example for this.

If neither of the two releases are metal, use play Fillmore instead.
Cynic's Focus is better than anything Metallica has done since Master of Puppets, but Metallica managed to play Athens on me.
by paganinio June 14, 2008
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Play some bassline

Question often asked of house DJs at a pub or nightclub by a punter who can't think of anything more original to ask for.
OI MATE CAN YOU PLAY SOME BASSLINE?

Yeah sure, what do you me to play?

ANYTHING YOU KNOW.... BASSLINE... ER.. BAD BOY CHILLER CREW..

sigh...
by exup35 July 25, 2022
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It's a Rahul saying which delineates the causal relationship between ones weed intake and the fairness of one's decision making. This means that when you're high you tend to be more peaceful and fair.
I wanted to get more money from my lawsuit but realised I was being greedy. Thankfully I was high, because the higher you are the fairer the play.
by Jslayer33 July 27, 2023
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DV Plays

DV Plays Also known as the koolest roblox youtuber on the roblox platform
it really shouldn't be defined

DV Plays
by OfficialAnt March 10, 2023
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