Penis-Shank

(v) When one stabs repeatedly with one's penis until bleeding occurs. To penis-shank.

(n) That with which one penis-shanks.

I penis-shanked that ho and never checked to see if she made it home alive.

Johnny woke up the next morning, but the random girl he had penis-shanked the night before was gone. Fortunately, it hadn't rained yet and he was able to track her down.

Susie: I'm so horny.
Bobby: Should I sharpen my penis-shank?

by Mickey's Revenge1 November 15, 2009

Penis de la Revolution

A penis, malformed by years of neglect and misuse.
Diagnosed by holding up an avocado next to the patients penis.

Named from the first person ever to present such a symptom. Known only by his handle Revolution, the phrase quickly gained ground in the medical community by the name "Penis de la Revolution".

Revolution: Doctor, my penis looks like an avocado!
Doctor: Let's call it 'penis de la revolution'!

by Suzpaz June 29, 2010

Penis Gas Syndrome

A rare medical conditon during which a man ejaculates a fine, lukewarm mist as opposed to seamen during masturbation. It permiates the surrounding air and creates a punget odor that can reach up to 300 meters. Although this condtion is prominent in persons of Indian descent, only .00045% of males are born with Penis Gas Syndrome.

Steve: (profusely masturbating)

Arjun: Steve are you jackin' it?

Steve: No dude im just- *grunts* AHHHHH...

Steve: What the fuck I just jizzed mist! I must have Penis Gas Syndrome!!

Arjun: Ah, the wafting smell of penis gas!

by Steven Danger July 23, 2010

penis pals

when two females have slept with the same male on different occasions.

you and I both slept with Jordan, that makes us penis pals!

by BettyLou221 December 29, 2011

penis mom

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.

yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015

penis hydra

When your penis gets cut off, then two penis heads grow in its place.

" the angry women cut off the penis hydra of the man, only to find two more grew in its place."

by Poontangmaster777 October 9, 2016

Penis Enlargement Surgery

A technique, involving surgery, aimed to increase the size of a human penis when felt insecure or lonely and depressed when looking at their tiny micropenis.

Did you hear that Banks got Penis Enlargement Surgery because apparently, he had a micropenis? At least hopefully he can stop being a huge douche and start pleasing his wife for once.

by Elongated Flaccid Rate February 28, 2019