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Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.
Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.
by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016
mugGet the Burned the monkeymug.

Burn

To smoke marijuana in any fashion with any type of smoking device.
"Hey man, want to burn?"

"Man, we burned a blunt last night and I was so high!"

"Bro, I was at the beach burning and surfing all day"
by Dirty Duval April 10, 2009
mugGet the Burnmug.

Disney Burn

Noun. A combination of contact dermatitis and an abrasion usually affecting the inner thighs. This type of irritation/brush burn is a direct result of walking around the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, or Animal Kingdom in hot and humid weather. Prevention is accomplished by being in reasonable physical shape before undertaking the task of wandering around for miles on foot in these theme parks during hot weather. Treatment is accomplished using zinc oxide ointment followed by a period of rest.
Madison's mom is walking around in pain today because of a nasty case of Disney Burn.
by Vman0000 February 12, 2013
mugGet the Disney Burnmug.

kirstin burns

A boss ass bitch . She is a Beautiful/Sexy beast .. She is loved by few and hated by many . She doesn't give a fuck what you think about her , she loves herself and that's all that matters . She will do anything for her family and friends . She is the type of Person that is always there for people when they need a friend.. But I'm also the girl who faces many issues alone , but will do anything to see someone smile . And she has a big booty and curly hair
by Ohyeahhkee August 7, 2016
mugGet the kirstin burnsmug.

Austin side burns

side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛
bro that Austin side burns kid has some sick side burns
by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019
mugGet the Austin side burnsmug.

Alyssa Burns

by [p[ November 13, 2023
mugGet the Alyssa Burnsmug.

Burning to the ground

So I guess the conservative Christian media is lying.
Hym "Because they say that LA IS burning to the ground! That's so weird! A Meatball Ron is smirking about the right way to do things while he and his fat-slut wife are stealing money from charities. There is only one solution to the problem they are trying to create here. And their kids I'll make the same choice they did every time the get the opportunity."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
mugGet the Burning to the groundmug.

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