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I'm So Bored

Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.
Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.
by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023
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When you have said something so amazing or definitive that there are no further words required (i.e., a true "mic drop" moment), you look at the other party and say "I'm gonna put my teeth in now". Other variations "Let me put my teeth in" or "I'm funna put my teeth in." Origin: 91 year old named Glory gives interview to CNN reporter saying why she is voting for Mamdani in the New York mayoral election and at end of the interview she says "I'm gonna put my teeth in now" and walks away like a boss. Clip has over 6 million views on TikTok.
You have just won an argument with a final conclusive statement and you look the other person in the eyes and say "I'm gonna put my teeth in now". As you say it, you pantomime putting a set of false teeth in your mouth and then quickly walk away with authority.
by newyorkunc November 5, 2025
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I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023
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I'M I'M I'M

"I'M I'M I'M!!! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER" The Wise Words Of Spongebob
by Dimeind November 21, 2023
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No. I'm not looking for a new job.

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.
Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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I'm Here

This is a good thing to say in response to someone asking you "How are you?" and you cannot really say "Bad because I don't want to be here today", so you say "I'm Here", and you say it with a monotone so that person gets the idea without jeopardizing your employment.
Sally: Hi Bill!! How are you on this wonderful Monday!!??
Bill: I'm Here
by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021
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I'm doing it, are you?

A term used when someone is getting ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ and they want you to join them
Person 1 "I'm doing it, are you?"
Person 2 "ofc queen I'm very ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚"
by Larrygarrybarry27 June 13, 2024
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