A sex act performed during mediocre and depressing congress where one partner at the last minute produces a hidden dildonic device such as a godemiche or olisbos with the intent of stimulating their partner enough to compensate for the previous lack of skill.

Connie, not getting the usual response from performing a blumpkin and concerned about re-election, attempted to stimulate the constituents anus with a previously hidden vibrating George Bush buttplug. Sufficiently October Surprised, the constituent ejaculated all over Connie's face, ensuring 4 more years of hard core unforgiving fissure tearing ass pounding. God bless America.

October Surprise by jigoku February 13, 2008

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October 16

It's international there are more than two genders day. Celebrate by accepting that there are more than two genders, such as non binary, gender fluid and unisex.

'october 16 is international there are more than two genders day, accept the fact'

October 16 by Don't argue with me October 15, 2019

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October 14

Show your boobs to boys for free

October 14 is a day to show boobs to boys for free

October 14 by Xja nick Mack October 13, 2019

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October 24

The reject day, nobody ever wants to talk about this day or have anything associated with it. Everyone just leaves this day alone.

“you were born on October 24, that the reject day” you then feel bad for them

October 24 by Millie285 October 13, 2019

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