by TurtlGod May 28, 2022
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You may be asking yourself, "What are Trucker Nuggets?"
Picture it:
A big, hairy, sweaty truck driver is on the road all day long. He checks into a hotel for the night. He wants to be comfortable and he's by himself, so he strips down naked. He sits in the upholstered chair to eat his greasy dinner. Scratches "himself" a few times and flips through the TV channels with the remote. He then decides it's time for bed. He crawls under the sheets. As he is trying to get comfortable he passes gas a few times (one was a bit overzealous) turns out the lamp and goes to bed. The next morning he checks out. What is left behind? TRUCKER NUGGETS!
Trucker nuggets don't have to be in a hotel or made by a truck driver. The term refers to all those nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl. Some examples...
- A stained & worn waiting room chair upholstered with 1970's orange/yellow polyester woven fabric.
- Going in a thrift store and finding hair all over a shirt you were going to try on.
- Going in a really dirty public bathroom and watching your kids touch everything.
This is by no means meant to be disrespectful to truck drivers. The concept for trucker nuggets began In low budget hotels.
You may be asking yourself, "What are Trucker Nuggets?"
Picture it:
A big, hairy, sweaty truck driver is on the road all day long. He checks into a hotel for the night. He wants to be comfortable and he's by himself, so he strips down naked. He sits in the upholstered chair to eat his greasy dinner. Scratches "himself" a few times and flips through the TV channels with the remote. He then decides it's time for bed. He crawls under the sheets. As he is trying to get comfortable he passes gas a few times (one was a bit overzealous) turns out the lamp and goes to bed. The next morning he checks out. What is left behind? TRUCKER NUGGETS!
Trucker nuggets don't have to be in a hotel or made by a truck driver. The term refers to all those nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl. Some examples...
- A stained & worn waiting room chair upholstered with 1970's orange/yellow polyester woven fabric.
- Going in a thrift store and finding hair all over a shirt you were going to try on.
- Going in a really dirty public bathroom and watching your kids touch everything.
This is by no means meant to be disrespectful to truck drivers. The concept for trucker nuggets began In low budget hotels.
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Female Hutch Nuggets possess an artistic creativity that grows extraordinarily with each year of age, along side their intelligence. They wear their long beautiful hair as a crown.
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Female Hutch Nuggets possess an artistic creativity that grows extraordinarily with each year of age, along side their intelligence. They wear their long beautiful hair as a crown.
Male Hutch Nuggets are quick learners, quick witted and very protective. Do not let their brute strength take away from their brain power. They are very fast to master every skill they are taught. Rapping is a male Hutch Nugget's mating call.
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