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Butter her muffin 

Typically for women with a muffin top. To ejaculate on a women's stomach after pulling out and spread it with your dick, like spreading butter on a muffin.
I don't want to get her pregnant so I'll butter her muffin instead. She might even suck me off after.

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish
The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.
Banana nut muffin by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020

Puffy fluffy muffin 

What your boyfriend calls you when he adores you.
My sweet puffy fluffy muffin chocolate. You are just too cute.

eshay eshay muffin

a cool person with dope vibes and good taste in music
person 1 : yo what do you think of that guy
person 2: yeah i recon hes an eshay eshay muffin

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebodys mailbox.
Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.