Joseph Michael Shoemaker

A boy who plays sports and hates soccer and doesn't judge himself

Joseph Michael Shoemaker loves Ashley

by Lady Dick October 19, 2008

Michael platonic simp

This is against the law, you will be sent to a metal facility

"Oh you are a Michael platonic simp"

"Better pack you bags"

by Besticreaming June 13, 2021

Michael Patrick Kennedy III

The name of the Third Michael Patrick Kennedy, a young man who now resides in a small town in New England. He is resentful of his name and pretends he is an original by claiming to be the ONLY Michael Patrick Kennedy, and therefore does not use the title THE THIRD.

Michael Patrick Kennedy III is indeed, the third Michael Patrick Kennedy.

by A person who knows the facts May 20, 2009

Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV

Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV, also known as "Black Francis", is the lead singer, guitarist, and front man for the influential 80's rock band, Pixies. The band disbanded in the early 1990's because of disagreements between him and female bass player, Kim Deal.

"Dude, Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV is not even human!"

"I know, he screams like a pitbull is chomping on his fucking balls. Radical."

by Peyton. March 13, 2010

michael j fox hole

An individual who has the allure of a nice person, but is a bit shaky when you get to know them.

Man, that guy is a real Michael J Fox Hole.

by TheGuyWhoMadeAWord January 11, 2014

michael phelps dat sheeeet

take a chance on a dive michael phelps style that has nothing to do with water
stunt man type sheeeet
jackie chan type stunts

Yo we gotta jump from the roof top might as well michael phelps dat sheeeet

by BumStatusYo December 6, 2018

Michaeling Down Your Vincent

The act of convincing any Vincent to not give up on Michael Jackson.

Vincent: I'm not sure if I can like Michael Jackson after all he's done.

Person1: You can't give up him, king of pop man.

Person2: Heck yeah, Michaeling Down Your Vincent.

by SomeAngeryMonk June 23, 2018