Jake

Calm, relaxed and unusual in a good way. Sometimes Jake's can be genius but can have no common sense. They often take opportunities but lose them due to being to lazy. Can be hot/cute but also collected. Jake's also have chemistry with most girls due to lack of self-exploration. It's hard for them to be boring. If a Jake asks you out, you should definitely consider saying yes!

Person 1: Jake is looking mighty fine today
Person 2: Yeahhhh

by thats_unfortunate November 22, 2021

Jake Demary

A term used for a middle-aged, tech-savvy male who enjoys playing first person shooters via headset with young boys. He often does this while eating large amounts of ice cream and scissor-tainting.

You want to hang out tonight? Maybe go sailing?

No, Im gonna hang out with my cats and pull a Jake Demary!

by Wolfpack member #3 November 24, 2011

JAKE E 7 zero seven 7

A better Minecraft username

Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass

by Sykq April 21, 2021

jake camponella

a ginger nigga with a little dick and cant hold a gf for more than a week

holy shit, its jake camponella! i heard his dick is like a tic-tac

by fuckyoukidyoureadick November 30, 2019

jake

Usually resembles a worm, sloth or animal of that sort.

''Wow, Jake is such a worm.''
''I know right, or maybe a sloth?''

by Im a ant September 24, 2020

Jake

Really an all out bich and ass hole that always thinks he's right and is very self conscious.

There's jake

by Yeet yo know October 7, 2019

Jake-ing it

Choosing the most convoluted and usually wrong way to do something.

I thought this was a short cut, I've fucking Jake-ing it. Or in its past tense i have fucking Jake-ed it.

by Bunglesbutthole August 9, 2021