I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about another person that is stupid, brainless, idiot.

The Sheriff is an idiot. I mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alan.s January 3, 2008

I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless

Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alans January 8, 2009

a few sandwiches short of a picnic

When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.

Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

Hot Dog Sandwich

When the penis is placed between the breasts and instead of the woman clenching the breasts together, she creates a wormhole tunnel with her hand for the penis creating a sandwich between chest and hand to navigate through back an forth.

"Can I get a hot dog sandwich, heavy on the mayonnaise please?"

by Ryra March 20, 2014

hot beef sandwich

double penetration of a woman with two guys in between her !

brenda had a hot beef sandwich last night with carl and dave!

by Kadiska October 13, 2017

penis butter and jelly sandwich

When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.

Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!

by bobbyjoehanson December 24, 2008

Red white and blue sandwich

A "red white and blue sandwich" is another name for the fabulously refreshing alcoholic beverage otherwise known as Bud Light. The term was originated by some of the greatest fishermen in the world while vacationing in the Everglades (Chokoloskee). Bud Light gets this nickname from the colors of its can/bottle. Always showing its American pride!

Mike: "Wow I'm really thirsty, what do we have in the cooler Tommy?"

Tommy: "Plenty of red white and blue sandwiches, here you go"

by swindycarey November 20, 2009