The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
Get the Half Winded Handymug. by Potniffum June 8, 2022
Get the bet and a halfmug. The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.
by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019
Get the half-poundermug. Great-grandparent's half-sibling.
My half-great-grandpibling is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
Get the half-great-grandpiblingmug. Half-sister.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
Get the half-sistermug. 
by bUying a half though October 29, 2021
Get the I was gonna buy a half so…mug.