Painfully Real

A word to describe someone who expresses their feelings about a situation when they are upset.

You are one of the funniest and painfully real people I have ever met.

by she_is_too_real May 26, 2023

ricky real

to get serious on someone or a group of people when it is highly unnecessary. Very common with people who take sports too seriously.

Sarah: *eavesdropping on Joe* hey, what was that last part?
Joe: *kiddingly* don't worry about it!!
Sarah: WOW, i don't appreciate your rudeness!
Joe: that bitch just got ricky real on me!
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Adam: Wow Abbie, you guys sucked friday *giggle*
Abbie: OUR SHORTSTOP WASN'T FEELING GOOD AND WE WERE ROCKY ALL WEEK SO DON'T TALK ABOUT IT GOD!!!!
Everyone at the same time: She just got ricky real...wow...*disappointing head shake*

by colourful. October 24, 2010

Real Tennis Hours

Emma > White

White > Tennis

Tennis > Starbucks
(White girl starter pack)

real tennis hours my bois!

by cypressxyz November 9, 2018

real hp

The real stuff of Hanover Park. Not the fake stuff in that Fake HP part. Real things and pokemon that have gluten and kick non gmo out to the curb. Complete opposite of that fake HP.

There's a dragonite in Hanover Park!
NO silly thats not a Real HP Dragonite. That's a fake one.

by AboveTheFake May 28, 2018

real deal starting line

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless

That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.

I know. Nobody wants to run that race from the real deal starting line like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.

by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 16, 2023

u real funny

u prb funny ash or u trippin

"lemme come over "
u real funny

by junebugfye August 6, 2023

Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 1, 2023