Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless

Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed

by Kenken10 January 30, 2022

Fly-Eyed Gonzo

The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo

"Your genitals look like a fly-eyed gonzo"

by SlightlySubversive January 09, 2012

when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

by QuacksO July 26, 2024

You can go fly

To advise someone you are not doing something for them .

Mary : can you give me a pedicure

Sarah: you can go fly , if you think I’m doing that

by Itamaire November 17, 2017

Heavy on the Flys

When exercising the fly press at a weight heavy enough to only squeeze in less than 3 reps.

-At the gym- "yo dude, look at that guy going heavy on the flys"

by AJY December 31, 2011

flying shell

When a Raven swoops in and grabs a turtle. Then the Raven takes the turtle back to it's nest and uses the turtle as a sex slave.

I just pulled a flying shell on another one.

by GoldenGamer6 November 19, 2017

Fly-sexual

A fly that is an equal opportunity offender in terms of being annoying and/or embarassing during televised appearances is fly-sexual.

Him: Hey, did you see that fly that kept bothering the VP during debates? It was all anybody focused on. It was hilarious!
Me: Did you see that there was also a fly on the Supreme Court nominee during the hearings!

Him: I goes this one is fly-sexual.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 14, 2020