a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
by Sexydimma May 25, 2015
Get the pigs don't flymug. Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
Get the Women nowadays don't know how to keep a manmug. Somebody told you not to say anything about this and YOUR KIDS DIED EXPLICITLY BECAUSE OF THAT DECISION. You need to un-make that decision.
Hym "I figured somebody would do something about THIS before anybody would, say, murder any kids but somebody told you not to say anything about this and of you don't I'm going to in the form of a child stabbing. Don't fucking listen to them. They already lead you astray. It isn't and WASN'T EVER GOING TO JUST BE ME. That's ISN'T an option and, just like living forever in paradise, the notion they sold to you that if I hadn't said anything it would have just been me is a lie and wishful thinking on their part."
by Hym Iam September 6, 2025
Get the Don't fucking listen to themmug. A dismissive comeback used when someone attempts to challenge, threaten, or oppose you - in power, intellect, or skill - but their effort is so insignificant compared to your capability that it’s almost absurd. Often delivered calmly, not angrily, to emphasize effortless superiority and effortless dismissal.
Used when someone tries to compete with you, but the gap between you is so vast that their effort becomes unintentionally comedic.
Used when someone tries to compete with you, but the gap between you is so vast that their effort becomes unintentionally comedic.
"Manchester United thought they had a chance against Brentford. It was clear United where just fantasizing, as the Bees stung them three goals to one, don't-be-silly."
"Jake beat Kelly up, don't-be-silly."
PERSON A: "You think you can beat me."
PERSON B: "Don't-be-silly."
"Jake beat Kelly up, don't-be-silly."
PERSON A: "You think you can beat me."
PERSON B: "Don't-be-silly."
by That African Man October 1, 2025
Get the Don't-be-sillymug. by Loud Dumbass November 9, 2021
Get the Not Anymore You Don'tmug. While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.
by Empoli December 18, 2023
Get the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏mug. when someone insults someone else and you are trying to instigate/ get the other person to insult/ fight back
(UK slang)
(UK slang)
by JEIRBNWA October 29, 2023
Get the don't have itmug.