Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat June 5, 2018

Boner Petit

Boner Petit is a term that some music stans refer to Katy Perry's song Bon Appetite as mockingly.

Boner Petit is such a shitty song, Look What You Made Me Do Outsold.

by Spideyrule May 27, 2018

Boner Blind

When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.

Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.

by R. Swanson May 7, 2018

boner baseball

The sport of baseball but instead of a baseball bat the erect penis is used. Those with larger boners are more likely to get make bases. No pun intended.

"Anyone wanna play boner baseball?"
"Sure!"

by TheBigChihuahua May 11, 2018

Dirrhea Boner

When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.

Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.

by J Adkins OU May 14, 2016

boner bungiee

<1>: When you hide your erect penis by pointing it upwards with the waistband of your boxers.

dude...i saw a hot girl and i had to boner bungiee through town.

by Kuzuraki June 6, 2016

Comedy Boner

When you get "excited" about something that is literally fucking hilarious and no one else is around.

Cletus (Extreme Trumpeter): "Man! I'm really glad that Fuhrer Trump selected the extremely intelligent goddess that is Miss Sarah Palin for vice Fuhrer!"
Jack (Sane person): "I have such a comedy boner right now..."

by velopciraptor September 5, 2016