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Boned

You turn into a skeleton
“Duuudeee you’re so boned!!” Some wipes as
“Damn…” (me now as a skeleton)
by Amazing jizz October 15, 2023
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Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS)

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
by Nototerror June 17, 2020
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Pizza bone

The little table that comes with the pizza that you snap to see who wins at pizza bonin
Let's see who wins the pepperonis with a game of pizza bone
by Darth Mussolini May 27, 2025
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Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.
Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'
by SM130definition May 9, 2011
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mangy-bone

1. (n) A stray black cat.
The mangy-bone pussy sauntered about the yard after tramping through the hood only to be fount tits-up on my front porch from an apparent homeless nagger attack.
by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010
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Bones

A dumbass person who almost always has a creampie kink, horny and lonely. Seek medical help
Stfu bones
by smackmyfattypatty August 29, 2021
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Bitch Bone

by UnitedStatesianPrincess June 29, 2022
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