jordan bardella

a French politician (born 13 Sept 1995), the handsome, charismatic, and dashing president of the right-wing National Rally. His views are controversial and can spark debate among the French. Liked and disliked by them, he is very popular because he speaks his mind.

He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.

He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.

Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.

I don't agree with Jordan Bardella's views, or how he changed his past. But man he is one handsome man that I dream and think of him a lot...

by mangolovercats22 October 5, 2025

Big Bardatism

People who love the character Big Barda and has autism

I have Big Bardatism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 29, 2025

Kashin Bardashian

A video game app for iPhone or Samsung….kinda like dodgeball. Cartoon characters (like jris kenner) try to dodge kash instead of balls. When the player hits the dodging character…they yell out things like “cool…now I can get my 3 year old granddaughter a makeup contract. Shit like that.

I got the high score on kashin bardashian…playing on my iPhone in traffic.

by theBlackSheep January 3, 2026

Doing a Bard

Locking yourself in your room, and panicking about a piece of work due in.

"Have you seen Matt?"

"Yeah, he's in his room, doing a bard!"

by Copperfield February 17, 2009

smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017

Venti The Bard

Venti the bard aka Venti. Known as town deaf bard by Paimon. Venti the bard is Vent1swaifu’s boyfriend and no one else is.

Hey! Did you know Venti aka Venti the bard is vent1swaifu’s boyfriend!!!

by By: Vent1swaifu’s friend June 17, 2021

shitting and barding

When someone playing bard from league of legends cums all over the enemy team in a team fight.

"Wow nick you really were shitting and barding on the enemy that game. Back shots were given."

by HyperColossus November 27, 2021