Asshole

Me when I attend to the wrong person's feelings. Me when I manage to screw up ever relationship that comes within 12 feet of me. Girl interrupted.

I am a real asshole sometimes

by Captainobvious93 April 9, 2019

Asshole

Netflix for agreeing that Kenji and Brooklyn should end up together

Netflix: Kenji and Brooklyn are now bf and gf

Half of the entire freaking fan-base: You pulled a J.K Rowling on us you asshole

by Dudeman093u4 December 10, 2021

asshole

you.

fuck you, you're an asshole

by fashaaa July 1, 2019

Asshole

A hole in between your ass-cheeks, stupid.

My asshole hurts, I was rammed into last night.

by Someone who watches anime June 20, 2020

Asshole

People who are stubborn or prideful

Justin thinks Paige is an asshole

by Asslicker12456 December 28, 2020

Rambling Asshole

A "rambling asshole" is someone who goes on long, incoherent, or self-indulgent tangents while being dismissive, condescending, or rude to others. Their speech often centers on themselves or their opinions, disregarding others’ input or feelings. They tend to dominate conversations with little regard for how their tone or words impact the group.

"They were so obnoxious—just nonsense and buffoonery. I told them they couldn’t vape in my car, and you’d think I had demanded they quit nicotine cold turkey; a real rambling asshole."

by DeSoLu December 9, 2024

puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.

"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"

by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015