puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.

"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"

by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

Asshole

A raging cunt of a person.

Patty is such an asshole, why is she such a dick to Brooke?

by nkcookie July 9, 2021

Asshole

Somebody who makes fun of black people or LGBTQ people. It’s also something that helps you shit.

Oh, man, did you see that asshole over there?
Goddamn I hate him.

by killdren August 2, 2023

Major Asshole

The kind of person who puts actual definitions of words straight from the dictionary on this site

I'm just trying to find out what (word) means , but this major asshole is posting the actual definition.

by MartyIsDaGayFagMLG January 23, 2018

licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and distinct insensitivity.

That Licky Asshole should not be allowed near children.

by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024

asshole nerd

An Intelligence douche cap, that are complete butt holes.

Shaun sowell is considered an asshole nerd

by Nerd classified June 18, 2016